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justin bieber waving at fans outside his hotel in Oslo 

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effyesonedirection:

so zayn has added to his tattoo collection

a puzzle piece

and a “fuck off”

ok zayn beb that’s enough ink in your skin u r going to get pregnant and DIE

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*one thing comes on the radio*
me: shot it right in my eye...
mum: your eye... huh?
me: you're my slut tonight...
mum: wait a second-
me: you keep making me weak...
mum: oh okay...
me: suck it and don't speak.
mum: *stops car* get out.

Today is Penguin Awareness Day. This is a penguin. Now you are aware.

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laugh trip

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